Why did Peter Engel insist on trying to end the scourge of teen smoking?!?! Sly and Tony come in and initially fight over how horrible this episode has been but then make up over how stupid this has all been. So Tony tries the new formula with carnations and it appears to be helping his cold as Jake and Mark talk about getting students but not charging them. So, if the band can somehow come up with a contrived miracle, maybe they can play her party. You can imagine that Sly is paying girls to kiss him. You can withdraw your consent at any time.
Oh, to live such a charmed life that there are never true consequences for your actions. Air Date : 24th-Dec-1994 Lorena makes a bet with Jake that greed can rip apart friendship, even the band's friendship. He aks Tony to help out one of their friends from a gang that he's joined. Okay, Tony being royalty is no longer the most ridiculous plot of this episode. Air Date : 17th-Dec-1994 For an economics project at school, the gang decides to sell Sam's Great Great Grandmother's cold remedy. Tony asks to address the class, and tells them the truth: that he made up the part about being descended from Musa as Jake gives him a Fonzie thumbs up.
Tony goes back to his house to try and talk Darren out of the fight and says he wants to call the police. It would have made more sense for this to be about Jake, but we need to play up the urban stereotypes for this episode, so get ready for some stupid shit. The couples hear this and suddenly realize how stupid this subplot is. Jake lights up a cigarette in front of her and she proceeds to judge him some more, insisting he read the Surgeon General warnings in a horribly preachy way. He makes an announcement that they all need to stop being such fucking dumb asses because there is no such thing as a Yeti. Sly and Mark give their report, with Mark dressed as a snitch from Miami Vice.
Air Date : 1st-Oct-1994 It's time for another battle of the bands. Tiffani suggests Mark should run her through his compatibility software… …so Tiffani randomly walks over and asks if the woman is married. Jake enters a motorcycle contest and Uncle Frank pays a visit to help Jake win the competition. I also have to point out the fake snow on this set is really horrible. At the loft, Tony is almost all in for the violence and shit, but the band soon talk him out of it with cliche shit about violence not being the answer. The couples start arguing over the results. Lorena and Jake create a plan to make the gang believe that there is buried treasure hidden nearby.
And Sly dresses in nothing but his boxers. They don't want to hurt her feelings and tell her, especially Jake. Oh, the non-existent days before assigned seating! It was created by writers Brett Dewey and Ronald B. Jake says fuck this shit and rushes off to have a cigarette to relax. This will truly revolutionize television: a really bad Cops rip-off. In any case, by pure contrivance there happens to be a television producer in class who decided to stop by and give the class tips because he has nothing better to do, and he loves the chemistry Tony and Sly have had together the last eight minutes that he decides to offer them their own show and shit because why not. After her father is gone, Tiffani says she worries her father is lonely.
Tony and Sly also become school safety monitors. Maybe this is why he was never in another episode: incompetence. First up, I wonder what this one will be? Embarrassed, Tony lies about his family's background. Oh, Hall Monitors, this is gripping shit okay. When he finally meets her, he finds out that she's blind. This is already turning out to be one of the most ridiculous episodes of the series. What the hell are the charges? Also, when you rub his hump, he has an orgasm.
So, Tony and Sly start recording their first episode. Air Date : 10th-Sep-1994 Everyone takes a career aptitude test at school that will tell them what career would be perfect for them. It seems that he ended up a motorcycle mechanic instead of a dancer. As soon as Ariel comes in, they shuffle him off to the bar so they can talk about whales and, since whales and eccentric diets are apparently enough to build a relationship off of, they instantly fall in love and want to fuck. Jake says he guesses Mark can be in the band, though they want to hear him play first. The only thing that stands out to me from this episode is the lingering question of how the hell Fergie ended up on a Peter Engel show in the 1990s? Sly thinks that his cousin, Mark, might be right for the job, but Mark has had a bad case of stage fright ever since Sly embarrased him at Carnegie Hall.
He always seems to be a tag along. The producer instantly cancels their show, declaring no one wants to watch them fight. Sam imagines him as a shirtless Catholic school girl. As the show becomes a hit, both of them want all the credit and puts a strain on their friendship. After Tommy challenges Jake to a motorcyle race, Jake accepts. After Total Defiance says that Lorena is just a groupie, she wants to join the band.
Meanwhile, Tony finds out that J. The band also finds a box filled with money on the beach. Air Date : 26th-Nov-1994 The new guy at school, Tommy Keating, bad-mouths Jake around the school. At the garage, Jake comes in and tells Uncle Carmine he got first place in the bike show. Just then, the doors fly open and a guy in a really bad Yeti costume comes in and scares off all the customers. Sly and Mark give a speech about their ancestors who had the Winkle charm, and try to use it on girls.