I ride with the tide. It still happens to this day. All day long beating you over the head. But the old George could take that truth and make it funny. So, no electricity, no lights.
You can tell that you're in the presence of a master here; master of the spoken word, master of the whole art of presenting self, master of how to glare, when, how to pause, how to circle and grip and snarl and move back from a prey you've left bleeding but only really teased. I take a short position on the long bond. And I think on an All- Suicide Channel. It's hard to engage in adultery since a tricycle doesn't have a back seat. Ok, so most of the performance was fun. Give them one of them riding lawnmowers.
Do you ever notice that? Pyramid of the hopeless But say what you want about American folks. Come on in, you guys. Have you taken a good look at some of these big, fat motherfuckers walking around? There is certainly place for a monologue like that in a stand-up show. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. And those last fifteen minutes are very poignant.
I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer. This is like sharing a crack pipe with a genius. You can say what you want about this country, and I love this place. But say what you want about America. Think of yourself as the executive vice president of programming at the All-Suicide Channel. Cut his chest open, pull his heart out and hold it up in the air while it was still beating.
Shortly after Carlin died, fellow east coast stand-up Louis C. And some of them take medicine for it. You know what they want? I hope someone has taken down his opening monologue and posts it in the Memorable Quotes area. The second thing is that he changes the structure around one base topic, suicide, and one wonders if this will be for the entire length or if there will be a switch to another topic or not. In a way I should've expected this- I remember reading a couple of years back when he was planning the special that it would be more based around language if nothing else he is the single greatest linguist in the history of post-modern stand-up , and on that level the special isn't a disappointment. They all said, try to live together peacefully. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice.
You know what it is? A man for the millennium. However, the goal never seemed to be shock value for its own sake but rather to subvert the political correctness that labels certain topics as out of bounds. It sounded risky to me. He has just lost his touch, it's a shame what rehab will do to you. Because everything in this country is king size. And although the procedure may have been a little too crude to be considered the first bypass surgery, it could easily be seen as an early form of organ donor program.
We played Tag, Ring A Leeveeo, Statues, Simon Says, Touch Football, Stick Ball, Jacks, etc. And the software in my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. And… Another reason for the backpacks is these people are going to buy even more stupid shit. You got to be really fucking hungry. Think how this would benefit marriages. See if I like the general idea.
Now, in case you're wondering why I have a certain interest, or fascination lets call it, with torture and beheadings and all of those things I have mentioned, is because each of these items reminds me in life over and over again what beasts we human beings really are. He opened this set with an extremely long poem about himself, utilizing every pop-cliché that we have become accustomed to hearing these days and has a way of making most of these clichés sound banal and silly. Life is filled with interesting things. I hope you are fine. Got to take Timmy to the circus. And even more frightening, How does she wipe her ass? Trying to get it just right.
I take a on the long bond,. What ever happened to the first stage hippy and second sports and disasters phases of his career? Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Look for the man with the glowing head. The Beacon Theater in New York City. But to take so much knowledge of stagecraft and apply it to mere cynicism? Up at the very top we are gonna put the people who are truly sick.